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  TIME CRITICAL PARTY CLASS COMMUNICATION PRIORITY ALPHA-1

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URGENT URGENT URGENT

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ATTENION! This TIME CRITICAL communication is designated

PARTY CLASS ALPHA-1 PRIORITY. Observe usual coolness

protocols.



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From: PARTY MISSION CONTROL

To: EVERYONE IN THE WORLD WHO IS COOL

Subject: TEST FIRING @ 403 Adelaide - FRI. MAY 14TH

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The PARTY has occupied a space at 403 Adelaide St and is in

the midst of preparation for a TEST FIRING PARTY to ensure

the building's party-worthiness.



This has been kept secret until the last moment to prevent

a squarerrorist attack. Also we didn't get internet until

today. But mostly for secrecy.



The occupied space is being prepared for use as THE MOON

PASTURE, home base of the SHEPARD'S CLUB METALLECTIVE.

This gathering is the first of many. Say you were there

when it started.



The aims of this party are three-fold:



   1) to provide rest and relaxation and camaraderie for

      friends and strangers alike



   2) to test the landlord's claim that "you can make as

      much noise as you want."



   3) to raise money to make the next party even more

      spectacular (generous donations accepted!)



The personnel roster for this test-firing remains highly

classified for obvious reasons. 



We expect no fewer than Three (3) DJ-CLASS operatives.

 

MAXIMUM AMPLIFICATION has been authorized.



-Colonel Fidel Hamstro



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The LOCATION is:

	403 ADELAIDE ST. W.

	100m W of SPADINA

	2 Blocks S of QUEEN.



The RENDEZ-VOUS TIME is:

	FRIDAY, MAY 14th, 2004

	ANY TIME AFTER 9:00

	(10:00 if you're cool)



DON'T GET CAUGHT UNPREPARED:

	Bring whatever intoxicants you require.



FOR ADDITIONAL INFORMATION:

	Contact PARTY HEADQUARTERS:

	party@awesomejumbo.com

	Act like nothing is out of the ordinary. 

	Ask for Evan, Trevor or Ursula

	

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PLEASE FORWARD TO ALL AVAILABLE OPERATIVES!!!

MAXIMUM MANPOWER IS REQUIRED FOR THIS MISSION!!!



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