Ghoul Evening,

This message was originally dictated in the language of the dead by a
zombie, it was then transcribed in the blood of virgins upon a parchment
made of human skin. Finally, a man with no fingers typed it into a
computer running WINDOWS 95! It was a VERY SCARY PROCEDURE!

[wailing of a banshee here]

You've probably already used your assorted extra-sensory powers to guess
that this message is in regards to ONE HELL OF A HALOWEEN PARTY
happening OCTOBER 30TH at 403 ADELAIDE.

We're going to have fancy decorations, loud music, beheadings and all
sorts of fun! Ghouls and demons and ghost pirates will abound, but the
scariest thing is the person you'll end up going home with!

[Demonic Laughter]

Here are the details in very spooky point form:

ONE HELL OF A HALLOWEEN PARTY
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WHEN:
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Devil's Night (Oct 30th)
From 10:00 until the last of you is dead.

WHERE:
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A flaming pit of death
(403 Adelaide St. W.)
(100m W of Adelaide & Spadina)

DRINKS:
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Bring your own virgins
(large knives and buckets will be available)

To speak with the devil himself, or get more information call
416-859-0921 or e-mail trevor@awesomejumbo.com!

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-Trevor

P.S. BOO!

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