It's my BIRTHDAY soon! Very soon! INCREDIBLY SOON!



To Celebrate, I'm throwing a PARTY of CATASTROPHIC

proportions. Yes, CATASTOPHIC! Yes, PARTY!



PREPARE to have the very FOUNDATIONS of your being

SHAKEN by THUNDEROUS MIRTH! BEWARE falling

pretentions and SLIPPERY slopes! BRACE YOURSELF for

a sudden attack of the AWESOMES with SEVERE

AMAZINGS!!!



It's all GOING DOWN on December EIGHTEENTH at 403

ADELAIDE ST. W. and it's starting at half past LATE! 



It's going to be a BUCKET of WICKED mixed into a

BATHTUB full of RADICAL with SPATULAS made of

BODACIOUS! 



BOOZE! MAYHEM! LOUD MUSIC! CUTE FRIENDS OF FRIENDS

TO HIT ON! BE THERE OR BE SQUARE!



Here're the details in point form for those who 

LIKE it HARD and FAST:





OL' TREVOR'S DEFINTITELY NOT AN ORGY 24TH BIRTHDAY BASH 



	SAT DEC. 18TH

	403 ADELAIDE ST.W

	From Late to Later



	BYOB, Bring Friends!

	(And your presence is all

	  the presents I need!)



	416-859-0921 for More Details

	(or trevor@awesomejumbo.com)



Please RSVP if you're bringing a huge number of people! 



You'd better show up! You'll be sorry if you

don't! We might not notice, though, because

we'll be too busy BEING AWESOME! You should be

AWESOME too! Everyone loves AWESOME!



WITH ALL THE LOVE IN THE WORLD,

FROM THE BIRTHDAY BOY TO BE,



-Trevor "I'm gonna be 24 any day now" Coleman



P.S. I don't know where all these rumours got

started, but there is absolutely no orgy planned

for the party. Besides, I mean, if anything like

that was going to happen it would, you know,

happen all spontanteous and natural-like. But that's

irrelevant because, like I said, no orgy has been

planned. So don't expect one, okay? 

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