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URGENT URGENT URGENT

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ATTENION! This TIME CRITICAL communication is designated

PARTY CLASS ALPHA-1 PRIORITY. Observe usual coolness

protocols.



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From: PARTY MISSION CONTROL

To: EVERYONE IN THE WORLD WHO IS COOL

Subject: TEST FIRING @ 403 Adelaide - FRI. MAY 14TH

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The PARTY has occupied a space at 403 Adelaide St and is in

the midst of preparation for a TEST FIRING PARTY to ensure

the building's party-worthiness.



This has been kept secret until the last moment to prevent

a squarerrorist attack. Also we didn't get internet until

today. But mostly for secrecy.



The occupied space is being prepared for use as THE MOON

PASTURE, home base of the SHEPARD'S CLUB METALLECTIVE.

This gathering is the first of many. Say you were there

when it started.



The aims of this party are three-fold:



   1) to provide rest and relaxation and camaraderie for

      friends and strangers alike



   2) to test the landlord's claim that "you can make as

      much noise as you want."



   3) to raise money to make the next party even more

      spectacular (generous donations accepted!)



The personnel roster for this test-firing remains highly

classified for obvious reasons. 



We expect no fewer than Three (3) DJ-CLASS operatives.

 

MAXIMUM AMPLIFICATION has been authorized.



-Colonel Fidel Hamstro



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The LOCATION is:

	403 ADELAIDE ST. W.

	100m W of SPADINA

	2 Blocks S of QUEEN.



The RENDEZ-VOUS TIME is:

	FRIDAY, MAY 14th, 2004

	ANY TIME AFTER 9:00

	(10:00 if you're cool)



DON'T GET CAUGHT UNPREPARED:

	Bring whatever intoxicants you require.



FOR ADDITIONAL INFORMATION:

	Contact PARTY HEADQUARTERS:

	party@awesomejumbo.com

	Act like nothing is out of the ordinary. 

	Ask for Evan, Trevor or Ursula

	

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PLEASE FORWARD TO ALL AVAILABLE OPERATIVES!!!

MAXIMUM MANPOWER IS REQUIRED FOR THIS MISSION!!!



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As promised, my favorite 1048 memories...

vesta lunch george punch drunk seven eleven dog walking service cherry harry and raquel taking pictures with jessamyns camera on acid cannonball pie buckets coloured light bulbs step four abuse hippo stumbling up the stairs drunk and full of piss and vinegar after a night at the el mocambo coke at new years and never ever again except maybe once or twice spicy party make out party hamster party the new new years party the niewe jees eve'n pardee laurette freak out man did you see what god just did to us or did we have other music on for that one nearly stolen plants tony hawk with bill the blackout barbeque with the freshest electric lettuce in town working in the tv business learning guitar wasting my credit increase on the most beautiful vox amplifier and having to sell it later for the most beautiful traynor tube amp finding the keytarr just before we moved out cheap martini wednesdays at the labrynth which I should have gone to more often the trees across the street the arm wrestling on the floor the drunken wrestling on piles of unopened mail addressed to the previous tenants the letter from the landlord the guy on the roof my favorite show pints at maydays owing each other beers when we met girls and struck out trips to the gas station for munchies somehow always high frisbee in the park old men lawn bowling grapefruit moon sonies choice payless for everything half full red cap wooden fire escape man scouts of america mushrooms and e on valentines day to see the love baby to see the love thinking I'm jesus and loving it getting my first SM57

¡Adiós dulce Bathurst 1048!

¡403 Adelaide extraordinaria agradable!

-Trevor

Ah, the internet is back. We've been offline for a while because of our move to a much cooler, much swankier apartment.

I'll put up a photo tour once we get all unpacked and shiznit.

There is a party here on Friday. We've got DJs and hopefully a band! If you haven't been invited it's 'cause of our lack of internet! You'd better send an e-mail to trevor@awesomejumbo.com for details. All are welcome! Even people we don't know yet!

Rock the hizouse! We's gots no neighbors so we's gonna be loud like carpet bombing! U! S! A!! U! S! A!!

-Trevor

P.S. If Donald Rumsfeld ever resigns, I get dibs on his job.