Friday, October 12, 2007
THE FUNNIEST MOVIE EVER
CAN I JUST SAY!!!!!!!!!! SUPERTROOPERS AND TRAILER PARK BOYS SHOULD DO A MOVIE TOGETHER!!! LIKE SUPERTROOPERS MEET TRAILER PARK BOYS!!!!!!!! THAT WOULD BE THE FUNNIEST MOVIE EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thursday, October 11, 2007
I'm reading this book about punk and in one part Lou Reed's wife Sylvia describes how her relationship with Lou developed. I think it's pretty much a perfect blueprint for anyone who wants to pick up awesome girls. Behold...
HOW TO SEDUCE A LADY (the Lou Reed method)
1. Argue with her. Do this the very first time you meet her. If she says something stupid, gets too mad, or gives in easily move on.
2. Bond. In the book there's an indefinite period in which Lou and Sylvia just hung out and slept with each other casually. Sylvia also slept with a lot of other guys to distract her from her infatuation with Lou. So if your girl turns into a slut that could be a good thing, stay the course.
3. Stand her up. Just flake on a date – not something where she’ll be left alone, a date to a party or something. If she gets pissed and tells you off you know she won’t take any bullshit, which is good. If she doesn’t say anything or just forgives you too easily that means that she’ll let you walk all over her which won't be any fun at all after a few months.
4. Sweep her off her feet. Get forgiveness for standing her up with some grandiose gesture. Like invite her to take a trip somewhere awesome. After ditching Sylvia one night and having her tell him off, Lou saw her the next day and was like, "You wanna go to Montreal?" Bam.
In closing, I am the person who posts here other than Trevor. Check the archives if you don't believe.
HOW TO SEDUCE A LADY (the Lou Reed method)
1. Argue with her. Do this the very first time you meet her. If she says something stupid, gets too mad, or gives in easily move on.
2. Bond. In the book there's an indefinite period in which Lou and Sylvia just hung out and slept with each other casually. Sylvia also slept with a lot of other guys to distract her from her infatuation with Lou. So if your girl turns into a slut that could be a good thing, stay the course.
3. Stand her up. Just flake on a date – not something where she’ll be left alone, a date to a party or something. If she gets pissed and tells you off you know she won’t take any bullshit, which is good. If she doesn’t say anything or just forgives you too easily that means that she’ll let you walk all over her which won't be any fun at all after a few months.
4. Sweep her off her feet. Get forgiveness for standing her up with some grandiose gesture. Like invite her to take a trip somewhere awesome. After ditching Sylvia one night and having her tell him off, Lou saw her the next day and was like, "You wanna go to Montreal?" Bam.
In closing, I am the person who posts here other than Trevor. Check the archives if you don't believe.
(It's okay. You've reached the end of the page. There's still more to read under "This Was Awesome" up near the top of the page.)
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